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Ah, Oklahoma! The torrid wind that blows through the prairie plains carries with it a cacophony of laughter and madness, an ode to the spontaneous combustion of humanity in all its wild untamed…

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In the twisted labyrinthine bowels of North Carolina, where madness knows no bounds and tradition seeps from the very pores of its denizens, lies a treasure trove nay, a veritable cornucopia of…

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The sun had set upon the vast flatlands of this dear Great Plains jewel we call North Dakota, provoking an insatiable itch within my soul to seek out nightlife ventures where only the wildest…

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As I weaved my way through the sunbaked terrain of ancient and mystical New Mexico, a land where cultures clash and meld like cosmic dust in the galaxys fleeting embrace, it struck me that this…

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The streets of New York throb with a pulsating, electric energy that could ignite at any moment. The people dont walk they march through veins of concrete and glass, driven by some unrelenting…

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The time has come to strap on your boots, stuff that pipe with Uncle Hoopers Hobgoblin Tobacco blendbought from the oneeyed lunatic who peddles it behind The Mad River Tavern (88 High Street,…

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New Jersey, a pulsating hub of glorious chaos that has been squeezed from the belly of Americas Eastern Seaboard like molten lava; a place where time itself seems to warp and contort as it dances…

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As I rolled myself into the vast, seemingly endless expanse that is Nebraska, my thoughts were poisoned with a singular impression of madness. Here, in the heartlands of America, where cornfields…

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As I sit here, bathed in sweat and basking in the afterglow of a sininfused marathon through Americas most debaucherous state; my heart racing like an LS6 Chevelle coursing down Route 66, I…

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In my wild and raucous pilgrimage through the meadows and plains of Midwestern America, I stumbled upon a glorious bastion of humanitys true grit the great state of Missouri. Huddled like an…