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The time has come to strap on your boots, stuff that pipe with Uncle Hoopers Hobgoblin Tobacco blendbought from the oneeyed lunatic who peddles it behind The Mad River Tavern (88 High Street,…

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New Jersey, a pulsating hub of glorious chaos that has been squeezed from the belly of Americas Eastern Seaboard like molten lava; a place where time itself seems to warp and contort as it dances…

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As I rolled myself into the vast, seemingly endless expanse that is Nebraska, my thoughts were poisoned with a singular impression of madness. Here, in the heartlands of America, where cornfields…

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As I sit here, bathed in sweat and basking in the afterglow of a sininfused marathon through Americas most debaucherous state; my heart racing like an LS6 Chevelle coursing down Route 66, I…

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In my wild and raucous pilgrimage through the meadows and plains of Midwestern America, I stumbled upon a glorious bastion of humanitys true grit the great state of Missouri. Huddled like an…

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Wild majestic untamed breathtaking stunning panoramic spectacular ruggedly beautiful serene enchanting humbling such is the language we use to describe our beloved Montana. Oh, its not enough, my…

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In the heaving bosom of Americas Northern Heartland, a pulsating cacophony of culture surges voraciously amidst the cold arctic winds, defying every clichd assumption about Minnesota. This wild…

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As I set foot on Mississippis fertile soil, my psyche receded into a psychedelic reverie, for lo and behold! The air was thick with tales of vampiric Southern belles and rambunctious boozeaddled…

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Thundering drums and primal screams echoed through my very core as I embarked upon an outrageous, mindaltering expedition into the pulsating heart of Massachusetts. Those who say this bastion of…

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Ladies and gentlemen of this vast American wonderland, lend me your ears! For I have clawed my way through the thickets of Michigans most pulsating veins to bring you a map to transcendence. From…