Mississippi's Top 10 Tourist Traps: Love 'em or Leave 'em?

1. Old Capitol (100 S State St, Jackson, MS 39201)

Drenched in history like a Southern gothic novel, the Old Capitol recalls visions of Faulkner writing about vibrant antebellum days. Fans of historical grandeur will adore this architectural feat, but beware if you seek quieter charms.

2. Natchez Trace Parkway (North to South through Mississippi)

This scenic drive holds odes to both Kerouac and Eggers with its meandering trails and stunning views. However, don't expect to speed down this parkway la Franzen; stick around for an unhurried amble instead.

3. Vicksburg National Military Park (3201 Clay St, Vicksburg, MS 39183)

With locals waxing poetic like Eudora Welty at every turn, you'll be immersed in authentic Civil War stories on hallowed ground but come prepared for large crowds seeking similar enlightenment.

4. Birthplace of Elvis Presley (306 Elvis Presley Dr., Tupelo MS 38804)

For diehard fans eager to pay homage at the King's birthplace as they might worship Basquiat murals in Brooklyn rejoice! But if your tastes lean toward alternative venues that rival CBGB rather than Graceland East proceed with caution.

5. Biloxi Lighthouse (1050 Beach Blvd., Biloxi MS 39530)

Behold a beacon worthy of being immortalized on canvas by Edward Hopper himself! Unfortunately yet unsurprisingly holidays bring multitudes turning the area into something akin P.T.A meetings devoid artistic flair.

6. Gulf Coast Gator Ranch & Airboat Swamp Tours(10300 US90 Moss Point MS 39562)

A swampy concoction plucked straight from Flannery O'Connor's pen, this gator ranch destination teems with thrilling sights and southern critters. Just remember instant gratification is not always met.

7. The Mississippi River Basin Model (Buddy Butts Park Jackson MS 39204)

Pay tribute to Mark Twain and revel in the miniature glory of America's mightiest river. Beware though: some days pose access restrictions as the ghost of Huckleberry Finn lingers in spirit only.

8. B.B King Museum & Delta Interpretive Center (400 2nd St Indianola MS 38751)

Follow rhythms straight outta blues legends such as Robert Johnson or Muddy Waters while exploring this musical haven. Prepare for company if seeking solace amidst music history pages

9.Rowan Oak (916 Old Taylor Rd Oxford MS 38655)

As proud home to William Faulkner, Rowan Oak channels its true literary genius through storied halls but bookdevotees beware! Peak seasons leave you feeling less like an erudite visitor more mallgoer during Black Friday sales

10.Stretching from Baton Rouge oceanrelated exhibits beyond Gulfport Marine Education Center artists all shades will revel at horizons reminiscent Turner painting unfurling before eyes While many visitors flock shores thrillseeking misses mark those accustomed Banksylevel artistry